jalexaremyhomeboys:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

on the off-chance that you do become an adult you could upgrade the excuse to

  • “sorry but i’m doing something with my mum that day”

(via fuckme-1direction)

lagio:

my best miley cyrus impersonation

(via a-walking-travestyyy)

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

(via stuckinafandom)

danbutt:

  • no
  • one
  • cares
  • that
  • you
  • queued
  • that
  • post

(via boobydylan)

donnysoldier:

ok but lets talk about harry’s first instinct when liam mentions thongs

image

(via gaybandmates)

noonecallsherhoney:

I was bored so I made a thing.

(Source: blamestyles, via hstuyles)

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via punkdirections)

(Source: petethetreat, via brendoneurie)

Marvel one liners (x)

(via anthonypadilla)