"As humans, we ruin everything we touch, including each other."
- (via mermaidsongs)

*including ourselves

(via stability)

(Source: del-dystopia, via leopard-cub)

ilikeyouandvodka:

shouldnt:

ilikeyouandvodka:

shouldnt:

If Shaquille O’neal was a banana he would be Shaquille O’peal

If Shaquille O’neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’teal

If Shaquille O’neal was a criminal he would be Shaquille O’steal

If Shaquille O’neal was emotional he would be Shaquille O’feel

(via thefuuuucomics)

denchguy:

shuckl:

why does it seem like the other arctic monkeys don’t want to dress like that and monkey leader just makes them

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(via radicalravenclaw)

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(Source: ohstylesno, via sexxxmestyles)

danceincitystreets:

Play this on loop at my burial service

(Source: falloutboypatrick, via fakebible)

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trohuman:

Accurate gif of me when someone is talking about Fall Out Boy 

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(via fakebible)

(Source: videant, via sexxxmestyles)

catkarth:

that girl you just called a scene? she’s a god damn arms race.

(via 21falloutboysatthedisco)

interquast:

if i ever get into a car accident it’s going to be because hurricane came up on shuffle and i had to jam the fuck out

(via 21falloutboysatthedisco)

"I grew up on stories of “boy wins the girl”
and I always used to wonder what she wins."
- if anything | Derek Deyling (via thedbldee)

(via shoutitoutyeahstyles)

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

(via fakebible)